I saw a ga-gillion men…
a billion Cops,
A million beatings,
A thousand tiny cars bearing aforementioned men,
A hundred or so large lightly educated inebriated Australians,
A dozen puking sunburned Japanese [men]
6 of one kind of fight (drunk men)
Two Very Freaked (the fuck) out scantily dressed English girls.
…And one very nasty motorcycle wreck about four feet in front of me.
Sweet Home India…






